Black Capitali$t C00chie

My findings after conducting an extensive cost-benefit analysis of dating as a fat Black darker skinned queer lesbian.

Over the years, I have cultivated a strong solo date routine. It’s my sincerest belief that knowing how to treat yourself to a good time and an orgasm is what it means to be a grown ass woman. You must know your spots. 

On one particular Wednesday on a late afternoon in Los Angeles, I was on my way to one of my favorite spots for my usual order of spicy …